Pizza
disgustinghuman:

I dont know why I was looking for a dick flopped out onto one of the pizzas

disgustinghuman:

I dont know why I was looking for a dick flopped out onto one of the pizzas

andrewlx:

"How does pizza sound for dinner?"image

"Can you call to order it?" image

back in the game

back in the game

rookiemag:

buzzfeed:

Beyoncé’s pizza outfit really speaks to me. 

STOP THE WORLD, our queen owns pizza pants. —Danielle
how can I make these '808s'?

ceedling:

this look omg

luke*

cumblor:

im having peeza for deener

peeza

cumblor:

im having peeza for deener

peeza

what the signs smell like

zodiacbaby:

aries - slim jim

taurus - manure 

gemini - fakeness

cancer - tears

leo - hairspray 

virgo - flowers

libra - low IQs

scorpio - cum

sagittarius - blood

capricorn - gravel

aquarius - febreeze

pisces - anchovies